Cats and Animals: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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By anonymous - 03/07/2011 04:47 - Canada

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the undry paint. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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Marcel Duchamp would be proud

By Mxx - 12/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML

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You deserved it 398

Choosing Beggars

By Miserable person - 10/09/2019 18:00

Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML

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Classic

By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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You deserved it 242

Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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thatkid00117 16

Monday 15 December 2014 0:48

I guess you can still submit it as modern art

aguynamednick 20

Monday 15 December 2014 0:48

what a catasstrophy

Comments

royal_ranger 12

Monday 15 December 2014 1:01

Picatso...anybody? No? Ok... :(

DrMario_ 16

Monday 15 December 2014 2:34

I had the same thought! Great minds think alike, ey.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 15 December 2014 21:28

Meownet.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Monday 15 December 2014 1:02

Maybe your cat was trying to help you by giving it an abstract look

mr_aaaaaaaa 12

Monday 15 December 2014 1:04

I wish I'd have a cat but now I don't want one

ckerane 16

Monday 15 December 2014 1:06

maybe your cqt has made you a new masterpiece

awkotaco333 15

Monday 15 December 2014 1:07

Almost sounds like he did it on purpose

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 15 December 2014 4:59

Cats are evil. He did.

dkosen777 3

Monday 15 December 2014 1:09

Kill the cat

hobojo69 23

Monday 15 December 2014 1:11

It can be like abstract art, it's sucks it happened hopefully u can work with it tho

annarcheer 19

Monday 15 December 2014 1:12

cats are rascals. my cat always drinks out of my drinks so I have to dump them out..

JskTheFork 14

Monday 15 December 2014 1:29

Call it abstract?

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 15 December 2014 1:48

Cats are assholes, but it's hard to resist their cuteness at the same time. Cats and paintings don't work great together, I always keep my cats away when painting.