Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 648

You deserved it 22 987

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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You deserved it 237

By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 912

You deserved it 29 390

By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 874

You deserved it 6 657

By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 527

You deserved it 67 721

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 640

You deserved it 6 665

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 592

You deserved it 5 540

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 811

You deserved it 117 395

By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 965

You deserved it 13 009

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 736

You deserved it 3 525

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 075

You deserved it 4 914

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

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sexy_lola21 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:27

f ur husbands life. that's disgusting

Jester7 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:36

I know how he feels, and I'm sure my girlfriend knows how you feel...man I wish I could just hang one of those little pine scented trees down there for even just an hour out of the day and it would make things so much better

Madisol 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:52

Eww...May I suggest some soaps and lotions?

greensweater124 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:36

yeah. wait what?

bigdawg11 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:22

Duech it

MiloC_fml 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:54

contract said for better or worse which apparently included you cooch.

fl_12345 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:54

ummmm

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:18

What a douche

jcdiva7 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:27

That is wrong

randombitches1 0

Friday 11 March 2011 23:27

either noseplugs 4 ur boyfriend or soap 4 u lol ;)

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Thanks, I hate it

Same thing different taste

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