Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 648

You deserved it 22 987

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 459

You deserved it 237

By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 912

You deserved it 29 390

By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 874

You deserved it 6 657

By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 527

You deserved it 67 721

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 640

You deserved it 6 665

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 592

You deserved it 5 540

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 811

You deserved it 117 395

By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 965

You deserved it 13 009

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 736

You deserved it 3 525

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 075

You deserved it 4 914

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

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ibphizznout 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:01

you need some flagyl

dkocz 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:12

question: why doe the ****** always smell funky to guys?

dunner12 0

Monday 7 March 2011 11:18

some do some don't.

Miamihsucks 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:22

Who has eating a smelly pussy! Shit, I have and but I made her eat my dick. Lmao

brighteyes81 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:26

No genious. You're not suppose to use those. It makes the problem worse.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 7 March 2011 4:31

Fish. Nuff said

quin01 0

Monday 7 March 2011 5:28

take the hint

damienms 0

Monday 7 March 2011 5:38

lmao that's hilarious.

martinoriginal 0

Monday 7 March 2011 5:43

women have a lot of dark and mysterious places for the funk to be hiding, don't be a ****, wash your butt

Izzy_G 0

Monday 7 March 2011 6:51

blue waffle. lol

thevirusuhope4 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:22

there's a great invention called showers!!! there's nothing worse than filth. damn, can the world just be clean!

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

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Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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You deserved it 121

Today, my two children and I are spending the night in our SUV until God knows when, all because we walked in on a young lady bouncing up and down on their father on our bed. Did I mention our SUV’s A/C doesn’t work? It’s 90 degrees outside. FML

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You deserved it 154

Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

Same thing different taste

To each his own

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