Cats and Animals: Thanks Raymond

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 12:00

Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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LadyAthena 20

Monday 21 March 2016 0:11

Why demolishing the wall? Can't you just cut a small square into the drywall??

asdfghjkllllllll 17

Monday 21 March 2016 0:10

Better to do it sooner than later... The smell will only get worse

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DeathAngel505 13

Monday 21 March 2016 13:38

Maybe a vacuum attachment with pantyhose on the end? Suck it out ?

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 21 March 2016 15:45

New to cat ownership, huh? Bringing you an almost-dead mouse is nothing. Wait until she brings you HALF a mouse and it gets smeared all over the carpet.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 22 March 2016 4:41

Cat in the wall, eh? OK, now you're talking my language.

shepardkinz 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:14

On the bright side, you at least can say your cat cares enough about you to bring home prey for you to eat.

Baron_Kaz 15

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:37

Use a nozzle to spray in some powerful acidic liquid to neutralize the living tissue and prevent rotting.

Weasely 11

Tuesday 22 March 2016 15:13

Demolish the wall? Damn, it's just a mouse. Even if it doesn't just dry up, it's so small that the time it would take to rot (and make a smell) would be fairly short and wouldn't be very noticeable unless you got near that area. Do you think it's just going to stink forever?