Thanks, spellcheck

By fuckspellcheck - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the senior thesis I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 028
You deserved it 62 691

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poolshark 0

I take it your thesis was not on donkeys?

To get back at my ex for cheating on me, I changed her auto-correct to change the word "an" to "buttsex" and the word "of" to "*****". She didn't notice til after she got her first paper back

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slutsstud 0

let's hope that your professor likes big asses and if so, i hope he won't mind. ;)

Oh that sucks :( Well that happens to me.... The computer only knows that asses and assess are both words so it won't correct... Well maybe the professor might not notice?

PierreChaqueJour 0

You're a senior in college and you can't spell ASSESS?? Fail. YDI. You're gonna fail college now, good job.

MyLifeIsWierd 12

You put 2 question marks right next to each other, Good luck failing collage.

You can't fail collage, as it is a type of art work. You can, however, fail college. But I don't think putting two question marks next to each other will make that happen.

If you didn't re-read your paper, or have someone edit it... that was dumb. YDI.

#8: Yeah, that's why spell check rocks. You know what else rocks? Sarcasm. Also, being that lazy with a senior thesis is a YDI. It's easy to be holier-than-thou on FML, but in this case, spellcheck is one of those things that rewards laziness in our culture. So I'm going to be holier-than-thou. .

Uh, no, he's not, #13... He might just get marked off for grammar/spelling mistakes, if that...

Karnezar 2

I once wrote a biology report and when my teacher was handing it back, I got 95/100, I lost 5 points for spelling "organisms" as "orgasms" Hopefully you dont lose 85 points

ellebell 0

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