Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Thanks!

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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You deserved it 9 268

wrw28405 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

GravyIsYummy 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

So, did you keep it safe?

Comments

Aniland 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:51

XD. Mood killer.

Philosophic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:52

YDI for living with your mom and your boyfriend.

paigeorose92 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:51

best mom ever. But neither an FYL or a YDI. It's just....awesome.

lrb081 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:52

While I'm sure it was awkward, kudos to your mom for being opened minded, realistic and smart.

blabbermouth26 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:53

safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cause you don't want that latetext that I think I'm latex (Lil Wayne). At least tell me you used it.

RaDa67 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:05

woww.. lol you totally ****** those lyrics up... an I'm not even a lil wayne fan... the last part is "you don't want that late EX that I think I'm late TEXT.

drkwlf 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:49

You are pretty retarded. That I think I'm latex? Wtf.

synacious 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 17:44

You guys are both wrong. The lyrics are: Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cuz you dont want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.

av232 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:53

guess you won't be needing that condom anymore :)

seroose 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:54

awesome mom!

Casualt1234 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:54

OP, take a hint and invite her to join in. she's like the kool-aid man for condoms.

prttyyngthng 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:28

Oh yeah! XD

birds_fml 7

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:09

LOL

bodybordandrew19 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:55

ur lucky she didn't stop u from having a good time she's cool

BleedingAssassin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:56

THREESOME LOLOLOLOL

tarheel22893 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:56

not an fml... your mom is both cool and smart for at least providing you with the means to keep it safe

diet_otaku 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:04

because it's obnoxious. there's nothing special about being first, and oftentimes any discussion-related comments are just tacked on as an excuse to shout "FIRST!"