Miscellaneous: That one friend

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 891

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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You deserved it 116

By leena - 23/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Encinitas

Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML

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You deserved it 1 416

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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You deserved it 106

Toodles

By JinsNeck.exe - 19/01/2021 19:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML

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You deserved it 170

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

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You deserved it 179

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 104

Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 09:42 - United States

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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You deserved it 92

xsweetlysour 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:16

Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person. Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama :) And shall I say "first" to annoy people?

valuemeal2 1

Monday 13 April 2009 12:22

Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.

Comments

screwed137 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:36

Uh... not sure i believe this one... it's possible, but it also sounds exactly like the Dane Cook joke...

Kevlar_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:37

Well ... that sucks. FYL

WildBill1337 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:33

again, this is one of those FML's where an asshole needs a crack in the face. deck that jerk.

cj_gurl 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 8:19

Aw, honey... I know it stinks to be told that, and it hurts. I'm sorry you were treated like that. If it helps any, like many other posters on here, I AM that person. It's fine. We're the people who don't fit in with the people who dumped us, and isn't that great? It means we're NOT like them, which can only be a plus.

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:24

#3: i ******* love that one. and i'm really sorry, i know how it feels. it sucks :/ you don't need them

Oriina 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:22

Aw, you're the friend that nobody likes? That's sad... Obviously you don't need those "friends" anyway if they're just going to kick you out like that. **** them and get real friends, kiddo.

alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:56

Do people around here know how comedians work? They comment on stuff that people actually go through, because otherwise no one would find it funny. So yeah, it probably would sound like this or that comedy sketch. OP: Sorry to hear that. I, like many others here, have gone through the same. FYL.