Health, Weird, Students and Scary: That one weird kid

That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 444

You deserved it 4 140

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 835

You deserved it 4 753

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 889

You deserved it 2 550

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 759

You deserved it 3 633

Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 359

You deserved it 1 482

By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 102 182

You deserved it 5 792

By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 324

You deserved it 3 185

By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 175

You deserved it 3 333

By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 560

You deserved it 7 876

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 348

You deserved it 2 126

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 05:00

Today, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of a math test because I saw a spider that wound up being a hairball. My teacher was incredibly sympathetic, taking off only five points for "disrupting our working environment". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 352

You deserved it 3 850

laurenlovesjb 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:13

Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...

alexcr344 7

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:17

Punch the kid and take your hair back

Comments

hzxrd 7

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:28

Must have been a hairy day!

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:31

Whatever happened to the "Good Ol' Days" when the class weirdo ate his boogers & skipped during class change??

ladybugz23 13

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:36

report to teacher

SillyBeanie 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:40

I had something similar happen to me, I got placed next to a bully though and he made fun of me everyday. I ended up telling my mom (I was really young) who called the school and the next day my teacher changed seats and I got to choose my own seat. Being actually touched though is a very extreme matter, hopefully the teacher did something about it

MrsKilown 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:44

I would stab him in the throat with pencil... Slay the witch before he uses your hair on a voodoo doll!

shakile78 7

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:49

Call the cops or the principal

max1236547 4

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:58

You should feel honored.... He chose you.....

SpamPam 18

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:38

#19 you should feel honored that I chose to down vote your comment

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 28 May 2014 7:38

Ironically you got down voted as well... And I might get it as well

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:26

hes most likely doing shit like this for attention. poor kid

SpamPam 18

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:41

I feel more sorry for the girl who was assaulted than the kid who assaulted her.

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 28 May 2014 3:47

i feel sorry for both. if the kid who did it was acting out because he needed attention, instead of the negligence he was getting, doesnt that make you feel sad? that could be prevented. mind you im speculating because i dont know this kid

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:38

People do dumb stuff stuff for attention. Though I don't think ripping out someones hair and yelling DNA is a " cry for attention". More like he has some serious issues. Though what people find funny/and or acceptable is rather frightening sometimes.

SpamPam 18

Wednesday 28 May 2014 7:16

No one is owed attention really IMO. He probably doesn't get many people hanging around him because be acts like that. Nothing to feel sorry for really.