That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...

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shankypotato 13

OP could sue the kid for ruining hair and causing traumatic mental stress, and then charge the kid with assault. The problem is then solved and no one will mess with you again because they'll be scared you'll sue them.

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horneyhic 15

If they were gonna sue it'd be for whiplash, pain and suffering and assault

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shankypotato 13

#37 Why the no?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Because you don't need to sue for THIS! Come on now...

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IcemistDragon 20

Oh man that sucks..that's definitely assault........Every grade seems to have that 'one kid' or a few odd ducks..I remember one in a class that was scratching his dandruff onto his desk and eating it....

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ztress 10

Punch him in the face. You're a girl, u could get away with that

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MisterEx 28

Be glad your comment wasn't in the top-ish of the first page. Otherwise it would've been buried so deep, Dora the explorer herself wouldn't be able to dig it back up.

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kittycat69 5

You guys should try being nice to him maybe his life is hard enough and this Is the only way he is heard by acting up

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lectricpharaoh 9

I'm really sick of people always trying to excuse the bad behavior of others. He shouldn't get special treatment, and if he actually is mentally disabled or something, he shouldn't be in a class with normal kids if he is disruptive or violent. If I'd been the OP, I'd have punched him in self-defense.

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SpamPam 18

Yeah no one should feel obligated to put themselves at risk by being around someone as crazy as that kid

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scorpia95 5

I think you have bigger problems, if your hair comes out that easily.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"Tore" doesn't sound like he gently pulled her hair and "Oh, yikes, a chunk of hair just magically came out." It's likely that he used a lot of force and really yanked hard.

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sunnysideup25 7

Whoever said you are saved by the bell is full of crap. Lol

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crazymono13 3

and you ain't punch him in the mouth? shieeeet

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tehdarkness 21

He should get in shit for that; in this case, I'd rat him out.

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kasmol 16

That goes beyond social awkwardness or a kid with a rough life. When people engage in bizarre aggression that is beyond social norms and don't display any recognition of that fact, it is usually indicative of substantial psychological problems. I would talk with your principal or school counselor.

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Axel5238 29

We had a kid in my high school that used to write some weird violent poetry about how he'd kill be people that abuse animals, asked teacher to strip and for some reason cut a lock of my hair( my bangs). I was too schooled and weirded out he still had the scissors in his hand. The kid wasn't around long word was he went to a local psych hospital. Don't know what happened to him.

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alicat13 12

Should have punched him immediatly when he pulled your hair... instinctive reaction. Now I would sue him and charge him with assault and charge the school as they failed to protect you.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm going to sue you for writing such an awful comment and causing me emotional distress. (Now do you see how dumb your idea is? There's no reason OP needs to sue).

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