Kids: That's showbusiness!

That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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Stealthy

By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By meepdaleap - 16/05/2013 21:50 - United States - Newport News

Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 04:00

Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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I would do anything for my kids

By Claus - 07/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML

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In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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By ulrika - 24/07/2016 01:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2009 12:06

It's not just kids that think that.

hady9090 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:10

That's just how little kids work I had to have my little brother pretend to beat me up so he would stop crying, and start laughing

Comments

she_bangs 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:28

It's just like Monsters Inc., no? boo and mike wa-zomething-ki

giraffeluva922 0

Friday 14 August 2009 21:14

MIKE WAZOWSKI!!!!!!

kelsey_LYNN 0

Monday 17 August 2009 4:08

lmfao I love that movie :]

ohmymg 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:30

Uh,hello dumbass?That's why there's a movie and show called "Jackass"

xXxJazzaxXx 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:37

HAHA! It is funny to watch people fall down the stairs. XD

brittdr 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:07

I know I think it freaking hilarious when someone gets hurt! And i'm 15.

Vampire_princess 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:36

Uh, hello! It ******* is!

Andyangels27 0

Monday 17 August 2009 11:12

that is the original comedy dumbshit. that's why people laugh at three stooges and jackass

Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:08

F*CK YEAH! When things like that happen to people, it's the funniest thing ever. Then it happens to you, not so funny anymore. =

Pussyjuice 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:43

Kids love other peoples pain, it's like how gay men love anal, but not as nearly weird and freaky.

Hinagata 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:18

Of course kids love pain. The 7-year old that lives three houses away from me memorized my weekly schedule, and runs me down with his ginormous motor-run-bicycle-thing every time I go out. And my sisters are friends with the same kid, so I have to watch them every time they play together in the front yard... and naturally, he hurts me with baseball bats and sh*t.