Intimacy: That worked out rather well

That worked out rather well

By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 10:36 - Ukraine - Poltava

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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You deserved it 36 498

By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

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You deserved it 40 435

By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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You deserved it 6 555

Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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You deserved it 37 696

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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You deserved it 3 492

By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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You deserved it 12 852

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

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You deserved it 41 306

By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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You deserved it 27 961

You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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You deserved it 2 465

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 615

You deserved it 4 052

walker9879 25

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:22

Whelp, looks like both of you not being honest led to something neither of you wanted.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:22

This is why honesty is always the best policy

Comments

PineappleTango12 11

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:51

I'm feeling like you guys must've loved each other a lot to put yourselves through that, so even if it's not a romantic one I could see you guys being very good friends in the future. After the awkwardness, of course lol.

Kitten_love 22

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:08

You could also be demi and haven't found a connection yet!

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:16

Your lack of sex drive could be an innate lack of desire or something wrong with you. Take yourself to a doctor to find out. Given where you live, your boyfriend (or maybe former boyfriend) is in a pickle. At least you found out before you had kids together.

squizzlebee 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:35

Having no sex drive or feeling no sexual attraction doesn't mean there's "something wrong" with you. Asexuality is a real and valid sexual identity.

askullnamedbilly 33

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:44

It's completely valid to identify yourself as ace, but going to the doctor to rule out a physical reason for your low or non-existent libido is still not a bad idea. There are several conditions that can cause people to lack a sex drive amongst other symptoms, and some of them can be pretty serious and need treatment. As soon as that's ruled out though, there's nothing wrong with not wanting to sleep with people.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 28 July 2016 2:59

She could be asexual or minimally sexual or she could have hormonal or other issues that interfere with her sex drive. By visiting a doctor she could see which one it is. I didn't say there's anything wrong with being ace, just that she should ensure it's not that.

LuxEtTenebris 11

Friday 29 July 2016 1:49

If she's happy, and it doesn't trouble her, why does she have to have a sex drive at all? No matter what might be causing the lack of libido, if she's fine with not having sex, it isn't a problem that needs to be fixed. It's only a problem when people lack libido who want to have sex and miss having sex. The way OP described the situation though, it seems like she didn't enjoy sex, she just pretended to please her BF. If she's OK without sex, she shouldn't be told she needs to "fix it".