Intimacy: That worked out rather well

That worked out rather well

By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 10:36 - Ukraine - Poltava

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 230

You deserved it 3 643

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By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 533

You deserved it 36 498

By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 237

You deserved it 40 435

By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 242

You deserved it 6 555

Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 009

You deserved it 37 696

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 657

You deserved it 3 492

By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 865

You deserved it 12 852

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 445

You deserved it 41 306

By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 181

You deserved it 27 961

You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 433

You deserved it 2 465

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 615

You deserved it 4 052

walker9879 25

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:22

Whelp, looks like both of you not being honest led to something neither of you wanted.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:22

This is why honesty is always the best policy

Comments

viciousquirrel 12

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:14

I misread and though you'd written 'wish him luck as he goes down the rod', not road. Yeah, I'm immature. I'll let myself out

SneakyDeath 15

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:18

This is why communication and understanding are important.

metalcrazed 21

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:33

The Ukraine is extremly anti-gay. Those of you that are posting "honesty is the best policy" need to realize that he could be beaten up or killed for coming out.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:20

This is the perfect friends zone scenario.

Based_Scooby 11

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:24

Damn Ukraine is crazy

fusall 4

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:54

Maybe you had no sex drive because some part of you knew he wasnt straight?

IDontKnowaName73 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 8:12

Well then why is this on FML? A day later we could see an FML saying, I just learned my girlfriend has no sex drive. I mean it's a neutral situation. "I never told my boyfriend I don't have a sex drive, and he never told me he was gay" like honestly none of you even lost anything in this, if you had no sex drive to begin with and neither did he, or atleast towards you. But hey that's just my opinion

Tsumetai_ 11

Thursday 28 July 2016 9:49

I dunno why #16 got down voted. I agree, op could be demi, tho asexual is probably more likely.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 28 July 2016 13:52

If you both care about each other this could be a win-win if you take sex out of the equation. You both get a caring partner, you don't have to have sex and he gets to "cover up" being gay until he is ready to come out.