Health, Embarrassing, Weddings and Hair: The cat's out of the bag

The cat's out of the bag

By Unlucky - 16/06/2009 10:49 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML

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You deserved it 12 971

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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By maribel - 04/06/2011 11:27 - United States

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 4 126

By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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You deserved it 4 394

Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 4 483

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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You deserved it 7 567

By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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You deserved it 4 830

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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You deserved it 16 711

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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You deserved it 545

By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:08

Heh. Makes me think of the commercial for wigs in Goodfellas "Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. Morrie's Wigs DON'T come off!" "Even underwater! And remember, Morrie's Wigs are tested against hurricane winds." Then he gets beat with a phone receiver by Robert DeNiro, and his wig comes off. Gold.

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:28

No need to "wig" out!

Comments

Gavik 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:21

#6 - you don't understand what an FML is. It's not supposed to be: "Today my wife left me and I lost everything so I bought a gun to blow my head off." Things like this fit the build perfectly.

SoCalSoldierRR 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

# 10..has a point, wiggs are outdated, look into permanent hair procedures.

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:28

No need to "wig" out!

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:47

I love you.

Squeeko639 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:10

LMFAO

megapeyt 17

Monday 11 June 2012 20:47

It's a pretty hairy situation all things considered.

_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:33

That's so sad! ........ Nevermind, I would have DIED laughing.

greatnt249 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:37

OP, I know you don't want to hear this, but I'm fairly sure your "secret" wasn't really ever a secret.

breakthesky 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:39

Sucks.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:43

YDI for wearing a wig? lol stop being so superficial, a bald head is a bald head. your daughter is getting married, having no hair should be the least of your worries xD

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:45

I'm with #16. And I'd rather my dad be bald and okay with himself then with a wig. Be comfortable in your own skin, because balding happens to many guys.