The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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JessicaZado 11

I think it sounds like a good time to move out

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perdix 29

Good thing the cat didn't come to your door, looking to stay for a couple of days. You'd probably end up sleeping on the bathroom floor while the cat takes over your bed. He'll probably spray your girlfriend.

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bluehero 17

This has to be one of my favorite FML's.

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Allennis44 16

Cat got his tongue?

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nightbirdblue 27

No, cat got the apartment, while the guy has to curl up where ever he can find warmth.

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mccrightp 29

Tell your neighbor not to be pussy whipped.

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Cazz91 21

Human: 0, Cat: 1. I wonder if that fine feline practices his or her's methods from Grumpy Cat.

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Miooow 16

You should be more scared of the fact that he wants to stay at your place for a couple of days rather than the look he gave you! FYL and his life cos he really need help!

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Talis99 26

Do you live near Dayton, Ohio? In apartments that look like cabins? I'll get no more specific with your privacy, of course, but I used to live in an apartment complex I described, and my next door neighbor used to argue and scream obscenities at his cat. Seriously creepy and f*cked up.

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey. It's a small world, afterall.

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