The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

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Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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Gabilliam 19

"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

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LennyComa 39

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

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darwinism 30

Next time he wants a ********, grab his dick, shift it up and down like a gear stick and make car noises with your mouth. Guys like cars. I'm sure he will enjiy it. FYL.

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jcast0627 9

You just made my day.

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Hmm were you two in the middle of an argument or something?

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KnownAsCAJ 11

If he doesn't want sex then he doesn't want it. Guys get shit all the time and are called horndogs if they complain when their girl doesn't want sex. They're allowed to not want sex all the time, too.

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tymarie2012 31

Then he should have told her instead of making her fall off the bed.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Most likely that part wasn't planned. He snored and turned over. She wasn't stable and fell off. It's not like he picked her up and threw her off the bed.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It's perfectly alright for him not to want sex but a simple "I'm not in the mood" should suffice. Hinting that you're boring him and making you fall off the bed is a bit uncalled for.

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worldclassrager 39

Hold on to him if that happens again...so in that case he'll fall off the bed as well

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DianaFrances411 13

Sorry to hear that, OP! I'm sure he didn't mean it..

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Scarylizard1798 23

Someone's not in the mood... ROLES REVERSED

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