The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 202
You deserved it 3 918

Same thing different taste

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Wait. "Hold me my drink?" What the hell? If he seriously said that, you are so much better off, it's not even funny.

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ChasinParkedCars 0

#1 and #8... just shut it before you hurt yourselves. I don't have to see your faces to know that you guys are the real dogs around here. Aww I'm sorry, OP. :( But don't let little shit like that get to you. It means nothing in terms of how attractive or liked you are. Everyone gets left out at some point in life, it's just one of those things. And that guy was pretty douchey for doing that, so consider it a blessing that you didn't have to dance with him! I would actually have rather been on my own, myself, instead of having to hold onto a guy like that for three minutes. Don't worry, you won't feel this way forever because no matter what, everyone also has times in their life when they couldn't feel more popular and loved. :) Everyone gets asked sooner or later, and your time will definitely come! Keep smiling, sweetie. God Bless and best wishes!

Haha when friends of mine go dancing and tell me to hold their drink, I drink it. Not saying that this guy is her friend, but I'm just saying that's what I do. I'm not a fridge. Or a coat rack. My friends went dancing once and I got stuck holding onto a purse and a sweater ... I hate it when cockasses do that.

go_rangers 0

I loved that joke when family guy made it. Meg does it to Neil. Not as funny when you do it, a few years later.

That sucks, but it's not a big deal that you didn't get asked to dance. If it mattered that much to you, you should have asked someone yourself.

hey it's alright he had crap grammar anyway "hold me my drink"

sheils_INVISIBLE 0

i hope you didn't actually hold his drink 'cause then that would've been loser status. or be optimistic... free drink?? :P

kellster 2

I hope you didn't hold it for him!

Should have poured the drink on him.