The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
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Xquisite1 28

Yep and...YOU married him.

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LadyGore 12

Now you need to come up with a way to get him back even grosser. Make him regret doing it and see the humor in it, not the disgust. :P

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felah17 6

You need to spoon him yourself, next time you have a case of explosive diarrhea!!

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pabst4america 1

BOOM diarrhea to the FACE

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doodlecloud 26

Except if you had diarrhea and you spooned him it wouldn't actually go on him...

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khriss_khriss 7

Lmfaooo that is actually halarious !

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Austyn57 1

sure know how to pick umm

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darthzerg 7

I do the same to my wife

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lildrummer23 3

Mine does the same thing

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dolphins_penny 5

that's okay. my husband tries to Dutch oven me sometimes. either tell him it's gross or just find the humor in it. men are men, and I love my husband for every bit he is. just be happy u get to cuddle him and ur not far away :) I would do anything to be able to be with my hubby right now.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

What's wrong with that?! Everybody farts haha. I've been dating my boyfriend for 2 and a half years and i fart when he spoons me... He just laughs haha. It's just a sign that youre comfortable with them :)

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I think farts are pretty funny too. Just tonight, my father in-law did a massive fart and we were all in stitches! I don't care how 'immature' some people think it is, farts are funny and its nice to be able to be relaxed enough and even alittle playful. Have some humor, and be alittle jovial! no need to be disgusted. I would never go so far as to fart in his face or anything. You could seriously poison a person, by doing that.

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neurodoc 1

Awwww... He just wanted you to be warm and cozy... :P Juz teasing. He is that comfi with you. Ignore the rest and enjoy that fact! And be assured that a sweet revenge will be treated the same way. ;) Happy spooning!

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