I don't understand why someone would want to fart on their spouse. If he had gas, I'd think he'd want to be the one spooning you instead of you spooning him.

Speed dating time

My boyfriend does this, except in public to embarrass me.

I could not help it, I giggled a little. Could be a lot worse though, but I voted fyl :)

That's ok my husband has done the same thing to me.

Mans sign of ultimate affection

Am I the only one who doesn't think 'haha, men will be men, they all love farts'? My boyfriend and I are really close and open - we are at the stage where we're pretty much over farts but there's no way we'd try and fart on each other. If one of us farts we'd be a bit embarassed but laugh it off however I'd be kinda mortified if I farted actually on him and I know he'd be the same if he did so to me. I think that's perfectly healthy in a relationship though. Farting isn't a sign of a 'healthy, trusting, open relationship'. Having a good relationship doesn't mean you can't have some dignity too.

Me and my fiancé fart on each other all the time. Stop being so uptight and let it out every now and then.

Here's really saying he hates you

I agree with you, #93. It's one thing to fart. Everyone does it, whether you want to or not, you fart. But it's another thing completely when you fart on someone else. #95, she's not talking about the fact that he farts. She's talking about the fact that he farts on her *body* because she's spooning up behind his butt and he rips one on her legs or elsewhere. That is where she's disgusted, and so too would I be if my significant other did that to me. I don't care if my boyfriend farts, especially since I know I fart just as bad. But it is incredibly disrespectful for a man to get a woman/his wife intimately close in bed, and then start ripping when he knows she's right behind him and probably feels his butt cheeks ripple from the effort.