Love and Health: The Little Sperm That Could

The Little Sperm That Could

By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 16:00

Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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You deserved it 1 169

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Skipped

By how?!?! - 07/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that I’m pregnant even though I've had the implant for a couple of years. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I got knocked up after only seeing the guy for a few weeks, or the fact that I had a boyfriend for five years and it never happened. The new guy thinks I lied and bailed. FML

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Safety first

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 03:30 - India

Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML

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You deserved it 615

By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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You deserved it 31 003

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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You deserved it 223

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

Stuck in the middle with you

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 00:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. The kicker is, I'm 5 months pregnant and didn't even know it - no symptoms, nothing. I thought it was weight gain due to antidepressants and I'm also dealing with financial issues. I'm too far along to get an abortion, and adoption is not an option. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 16:25

What the **** does that have to do with anything? Yes, I know you're just being a judgemental, puritan prick, but I'd love to hear you try and explain why people deserve to have their lives ruined because they ****** their partner before you decided it's okay.

Stevie Laurel 18

Thursday 24 August 2017 16:14

This is literally my worst nightmare holy crap

Comments

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:21

this is exactly why the doctors have many options to cleanse your body of the parasites.

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:31

you guys do realize that OP could have been dating around with this guy for a while before they officially got together or they could have been friends for quite some time as well. Don't **** shame. Men sleep around all the time and have nasty one night stands. I don't wanna hear your shit.

Samiiiie27 2

Friday 1 September 2017 9:09

this is a lie... unless you ****** him the first day you guys started seeing each other and in that case you kinda deserve this. kids are not something to joke about.

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 13 September 2017 15:46

You expect the other half of the equation involved in baby making to follow the same level of responsibility as the gestating person? If not, shut up. Women have just as much right to have an active sex life that they enjoy as everyone else.

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:00

This may shock you but condoms are only 98% effective.

ezrajab 22

Friday 22 September 2017 19:08

Condoms aren’t always 100 they do break even before the expiration date fyl op

Geovanny Luna 8

Sunday 12 November 2017 21:29

my girlfriend of two years, got pregnant shortly after we met. I work in Alaska and when I went on vacation we moved in together. she was using birth control, no condom though. I went back to work in Alaska after being home for two months. a month or two later we found out she was pregnant. it came out as big surprise. my son is now just over a year old and I wouldn't have changed anything for the world. I love my son. I believe it's your body and it's your life. the world is suffering from human overpopulation. it is essentially your choice what you want to do. it's your choice if you see yourself as being a fit mother and are willing to raise your child. my son is the best thing that ever happened to me.