The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

Did you not worry about that beforehand?

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pretty_coin 11

Yeah, mood kills are funny though. Like once my (now ex-)boyfriend and I were at the beach, and he was holding me tightly then dipped me back in attempt for a kiss (like in movies and blah). And it was reallly cute... until he dropped me and i fell into sand and rocks. It was painful but soo funny

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DocBastard 38

Now you get to spend your sick day doing laundry. Nice move, Pukey McVomitson.

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hateevryone 14

why would you try to make out when you're both sick?

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Greeneyes41 1

I wouldn't make out with my boyfriend if even one of us were sick. If it were me, I might be taking care of them, but I'd have a a ******* mask and some disinfectant spray.

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Characterise 0

eww brutal I'd prob just die if my bf ever did that exact same feeling if ever a big spider will ever crawl on me luckily hasn't happened yet, I'm really weirded out if someone's gonna be sick I just can't be there to comfort I walk away

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barlessprison 16

You ungrateful brat she put a comma in there for you. ONE WHOLE COMMA.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

did you lick it off her?

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SkardeyKat 3

Yum. Regurgitated chunks of love.

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Khyle1396 0

When I first read this, I read "sister" instead of "girlfriend". This isn't the first time this has happened. It worries me when I do that....

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