Health and Insulting: The strangeness of strangers

The strangeness of strangers

By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 07:10 - Australia - Albert Park

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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cosicosei 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 15:52

Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 July 2013 15:54

What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:50

What an asshole. I would have kicked him in the nuts.

buddy51 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:56

"But at least I'm not an insensitive ass hat wearing shite-bag product of a defective condom and your father's inability to pull out! I bid you good day, sir!"

Sputnikspak 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:08

I have Lupus and use a cane/wrist crutches/wheelchair to get around, so I'm kind of clumsy from arthritis. And the number of people who are assholes to me because I outwardly LOOK healthy is astounding. Ugh.

jem970 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:20

I am so sorry for that mans behavior OP. If I had been there I would have had some strong words with him on your behalf. People do not need to be that rude for any reason. This FML has made me become more angry at people than any other one has in awhile.

saIty 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:23

Is it me or do those pastries look like creepy breasts?

BlissfulLiss 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:27

What a jerk. I can't wait until he gets a round house kick from karma. If it had happened as he was making that nasty comment, it still wouldn't have been soon enough.