Miscellaneous: The tourist

The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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You deserved it 61 679

By look how totally not racist I am! - 11/07/2014 03:32 - United States - Salida

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

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By Sara - 25/02/2016 07:39 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I paid $50 to go to a war museum. It was so boring that I fell asleep standing up, lost my balance and faceplanted the floor right in front of our tour guide. FML

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You deserved it 5 791

Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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You deserved it 43 715

By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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You deserved it 1 798

All shook up

By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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You deserved it 8 697

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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You deserved it 16 543

By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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You deserved it 582

By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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You deserved it 6 376

meg238f 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:51

Well, that's what happens when you laugh at people with problems. Are you 10?

catkat1988 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:56

And the FML here is that you didn't get to go on the museum tour? You sound like a 6-year-old who didn't get dessert because you misbehaved. Honestly. How is lisping even that amusing in the first place? And even if it is, try to control yourself and be just a little more sensitive to people with problems. She face up to her minor disability every morning because she has the competencies to do the guided tours, and you ridicule her for it. **** HER life, not yours.

Comments

lil_lala209 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:30

accident? yea right... YDI

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:35

Al bundy would have said NO MA'AM :)

takemewithy0u 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:39

wow... you're an ass!

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:47

Funny but you're still an asshole op lol

Domo_Arigato7 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:46

I've done something like that at Subway. When the second guy (a paki) asked what vegetables I wanted I said "White" ..... worst time for a brain fart :P

guppy40000 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:57

You sound really dumb and immature. I really hope your under 20 otherwise you have absolutley no excuse for being a dumbass

Jaccob 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:01

YDI, insensitive jackass

Rick_S 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:01

Yes, f your life because you had trouble not laughing at someone with a lisp, and then slipped and made fun of someone. Not f the life of the person who has to spend their whole life dealing with immature assholes like you. Not the rest of the tour group that didn't get a tour of the museum because you can't control yourself.

dmann56 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:23

no one likes Art Museums anyway

blueeyedwolf 10

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:04

I hope you fall down and bite your tongue bad enough to use a lisp for a couple of months and I hope that every person that you meet makes fun of you for it. Then and only then will you have a clue of what that person goes through every day. Even though that is still too good for you. YDI.

Nakolover13 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:12

Sometimes a lisp can be attractive. Adam Brody has a lisp, so does Emma Stone and i find it pretty hot. But some people do happen to be sensitive about it so show some respect.