The truth

By Theaccident - 22/01/2011 10:03 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Many children are unexpected but what is unexpected and unacceptable is for a mother to say such things. What child wants to hear that the "only" reason they are here is because daddy forgot to pull out? It may be true but not something a loving mother should ever say to their child. Ever!

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alwa7sh 2

Actually if he did then FYL, as a sperm that is.

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fml286064 4

Don't feel bad. I am here for the same reason :-/

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cass711 3

i love how your name relates to your fml

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gracie_mae 4

well your moms a bitch. I wouldn't have told you anything

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crystalxa 35

I'm sure there are a few of us fellow humans that were concieved during the 'pull out method'!

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napoleod 8

That's how my girlfriend came into the world

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tanman230 10

well your parents are Morons and clearly never payed attention in sex ed

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