Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

SilverMinnow 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:28

wow. I would have run out to get her anyways. Even if I was fat.

LalaLuz 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 22:23

I probably would have grabbed a coat and put it on. Shes my daughter. But I don't mean to be rude. I also can understand why you didn't want to make a move.

solberner 4

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:08

1I'll call who ever I want retarded especially when they don't even have basic reading skills and can't read what I typed n sorry if your a retarded grammar nazi I type how I like to type 2Yes because by the time she got the robe put it on got back to the door her daughter would have been on the bus

heyred 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:09

Repost.

TylersBoo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:31

you could have gone out anyway ?

cupcakes729 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:49

why would you even go out in public in your underwear?? and you should have ran out anyways.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:46

You are..put some ******* clothes on

frankieisthebomb 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:46

ok, excuse me if I am incorrect, yet I find a fault in this 'fml'. If you were seeing your child off to the bus, would that have not meant that you had the door open? And would that not have meant that the children could already see you? hmmmm.....

snapdragon1100 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:14

Quite honestly you should have gone out there anyways. They are a bunch if little kids that probably thought you were in a swimsuit or something. If your daughter is get you NEVER leave her EVER. That happened to me once my mom literally dropped what she was doing and sprinted outside in stockings and underwerar and a bra. But she figured her daughter is more important that the opinions if I've year olds.

DenBriZel 31

Sunday 6 October 2013 7:36

Um, you kind of are.... Why the hell didn't you put clothes on to walk her out the the bus!? I don't understand... I still would have walked her out...