Injury, Ironic and Health: Thin skinned

Thin skinned

By cbad - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Awahso 25

Monday 30 January 2012 18:57

Better not do infomercials.

Ins_Knie 2

Monday 30 January 2012 18:58

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:17

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupity . . .

sasha_is_my_name 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:19

I've done that!!! Oh thank god, I thought I was alone :D

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:21

U can't say that anymore lol not the best way to prove ur point hope ur finger gets better soon tho

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:24

Well know you know first hand that you indeed can cut your little piggies

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:42

Now*

flbeat 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:55

Been there done that.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:58

moron

daniel1991 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 7:06

Hey be greatful it wasnt a real knife

baybeegirrrl95 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:06

Bravo...

PinkFun1969 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:18

Good thing you were only going after your finger;-/

unicorngirl123 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:51

Sounds like something I would do......

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