If a plastic knife can cut most food, what made you think it wouldn't cut you? O.o ydi

Did you snap it first? Fool.

I use plastic knives in the OR all the time. Cutting through shit with a dull plastic toy knife makes me feel like a real man.

You my friend, are shooting to the top of the official list of world's dumbest people. Yay, congrats!!!

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I once got stabbed in the arm with a plastic spork. They do indeed break the skin quite easily

Those plastic utensils are vicious little buggers.

Lmfao failll

knife (nf) n. pl. knives (nvz) 1. A cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle. 2. A cutting edge; a blade. v. knifed, knif·ing, knifes v.tr. 1. To use a knife on, especially to stab; wound with a knife. 2. Informal To betray or attempt to defeat by underhand means. v.intr. To cut or slash a way through something with or as if with a knife: The boat knifed through the waves. Though you might need this definition. As you can see a knife is made for CUTTING stuff. It doesn't matter what material the knife is constructed from, they are all made for one purpose - TO CUT THINGS! I cannot wait until someone posts about you demonstrating that you can survive a elevator falling down the shaft by jumping up at the last possbile second.....

hey mods! over here! she's back again.