Injury, Ironic and Health: Thin skinned

You can make a weapon out of anything. When I was in high school, there was a kid in the cafeteria that was stabbed with a sharpened plastic spoon. Nicked his kidney.

nabila21 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:57

do u mean your "WHOLE" finger?

sweetbabes29 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:59

That is sad

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:18

I guess that knife took it as a challenge.

HattedMad 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:19

Haha, well maybe if you give it a second shot...

crazyblackchick 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:27

Yo dawg, i heard you like doing it wrong. C:

xerxesreign 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:27

Cool, way to post your comment twice. It really moves your point across. >.>

tony775 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:48

How'd that work out for you?

NickiJane 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:50

Well.. I like to call that a fail.

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