Think ahead

By julie - 12/11/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around, and grabbing files from your filing cabinet, all in clear view of your webcam. FML
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By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 14:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was in a Zoom meeting. I usually have tape over my camera and pretend it's busted so I don't have to perform like a circus monkey, but I forgot that I'd removed it to chat with my cousin last night. I was halfway through eating a mango when my boss paused mid-speech and said, “Is now really the best time for that?” The meeting went silent. FML
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UsernameHere_ 0

Get a ******* life atam. And yes, you should probably avoid talking to your boss via skype without pants on. Did you at least have on underwear?

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Rhahn 0

sweet !!! can I get your number ?!?!?!

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perdix 29

If you showed your boss you pale, pimply, dimply, mishapen, fat, cottage-cheese dumper and a wild, untrimmed bush, he probably can't stop retching after throwing up his breakfast. You will be fired to preserve you boss's mental health now that he has PTSD (Pussy and Tail Seen: Disgusting!) On the other hand, if you have a beautiful shapely ass and a well-trimmed or waxed twat, you may be employee of the year, scratch that, decade! Was the file in the bottom drawer and did you bend at the waist to get it (bad for your back, but much sexier)? When you were rooting around for the file, did you gyrate your hips and make quizzical, little noises? If you answered yes to all these questions, you are up for a big bonus, or at least a big boner, or just a boner.

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perdix 29

I wish I could have heard the tone of voice with which you "said" that. I can't really respond to that.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Several sources, main one being Terrence and Phillip.

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jen_jen 0

who talks to their boss on skype?? video-skype, moreover

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Danny_Boii 0

I guessing someones gonna be getting alot more random skype video calls in the mornings..

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Starfire22 5

LMAO I bet ur boss was as tired as you and maybe didn't notice but if he did I bet that ull be getting alot of early morning calls... unless it was a female boss then she might just poke fun at you

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bodiara 0

i'm guessing youre not hot . i'm not quite sure why , but i always assume a person's good looking . then i pictured you being huge and your fat oozing out of your shirt . gross .

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CallMeHush 0

How many file did he ask for before you caught on?

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Anonymiz 4

This is my favorite comment! I wondered the same thing.

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BlueberryPies 0

Sorry, but you definitely deserved this one. Your own laziness was the single cause of this (amusing) situation, so you have no right to blame it on your "life" or any other causes or circumstances.

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