Babysitter and Kids: This boy

This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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You deserved it 18 512

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By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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You deserved it 5 832

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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Demon child

By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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survivalism 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

And? He's four, four-year-olds are jerks and need their ass kicked.

vxjazz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

What the hell did you do to him anyway? I certainly didn't go around demanding people's deaths when I was four.

Comments

i_like_chicks 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:39

he's 4 years old man. this is not an FML. go cry about it, oh my god a 4-year-old said something to hurt your feelings WOW !! o.O

a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:42

you should've slapped his ass around a bit to make him cry, then slap him around til he stops crying

freddie_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:42

You mean a four-year-old had a tantrum while you were babysitting? But that never happens!! Four-year-olds are always perfectly well behaved. There must be something really, really wrong with you. FCOL, who is letting these lame FMLs through all the time?

Juanit0 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:45

get over u loser. oh no! a 4 yr old was being mean to u...he dsnt even know any better.

were_giraffe 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:00

1) You need to let the parents know about his anger problems 2) Raise your rates to include "combat pay" ;-)

egbloper 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:28

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ZuRG_fml 7

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:29

@"4-year-olds are just like that": Not that bad, not by themselves. This may indicate child abuse, OP should call Child Protective Services. (not sarcasm)

Malik_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:37

One of the funniest FMLs I've read in a while hahaha.

ZuRG_fml 7

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:45

@41: I had a kitten that bit me, and I let him because it tickled and was funny. Then it grew up and it still bit me (and only me) and now I have about ten deep scars on my arms and many smaller ones. What's going to happen when this kid grows two or three feet and can effectively wield a baseball bat?

secretish 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:48

#41 when a kid relentlessly hits and kicks you, regardless of how painful it may or may not be - it gets super irritating. Just do what my sister does to my youngest siblings...tease them until they cry and run off to their rooms - It seems to work for her...