This Charming Man

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 02:01

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Today, I’m recovering from an accident. My boyfriend wanted to get it on, but I told him I couldn’t as I'd had a major spinal injury. He replied, "But you have a mouth, though stop with the excuses." FML
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cuz803 44

Okay, someone needs to be put in their place. Here's some options: 1. Punish him by denying him any romantic contact for a LONG period of time 2. Tell him to go ********** 3. Get him a pussy pocket 4. Threaten to bite his dick (or actually bite his dick 😈) 5. Break up with his selfish ass He's very disrespectful and feels self entitled. Please grant your peace and don't hurt yourself at the expense of your boyfriend's selfish behavior.

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Jesse Duff 15

get rid of him now, he's selfish as shit and only cares about his pleasure...within a week, I guarantee he'll be cheating on you and saying it's your fault for not being able to meet his needs

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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Anyone who won't stand by you and comfort you when you are hurt- and with what sounds like a scary injury, won't stand by you at all. I had a boyfriend that was similar. even if I was so exhausted from work that I fell asleep he still felt I was obligated to give him sex. He later tried to kill me. Just say NO!

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brockwaycc 3

“And if you can’t **** that day baby, just lay back and open ya mouth” - Nate Dogg. This just made me think of that song sorry. **** that guy. I hope you recover soon 👍🏽

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