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This is America

By liz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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You deserved it 18 526

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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You deserved it 5 916

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

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That 20%

By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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You deserved it 775

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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You deserved it 7 918

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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You deserved it 48 223

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 921

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Top comments

Richisme 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:12

alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi

skyttlz 32

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:16

cartoon kind tastes better

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:24

Mac and Cheese is some intensely serious stuff. I hope you realize that now. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

zidanetrance 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:35

Haha, nice "you dun goof'd" meme you snuck in. and Neutral Milk Hotel lyric on your profile

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:48

Jeff Mangum ftw

Rob207 3

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:25

maybe next time you'll take that little extra time to realize what your getting and show him you really do care.... or maybe his just messing with you

604 11

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:25

Count yourself lucky! That's a deal breaker for sure.

stephx11 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:31

lmao. that's too funny! (:

amoneyx 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:31

WTF!? and those cartoon ones suck!

JustReina 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:32

OMG HE"S SOOOO RIGHT!!! the cartoon kind is like whoa! lol i love the sponge bob and the toy storyy(:

J1LT 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:33

YDI for being a lazy son of a gun and BUYING macaroni. Who the hell buys macaroni when it's cheaper and just as quick to make? Gheeze.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:36

Macaroni and cheese? YDI. Shoulda made him a sammich...

Alzied 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:36

The shapes really do taste better.

kidace10 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:37

sucks for you!!

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Today, my wife refuses to admit our 13-year-old son has no chance in hell of getting into college. He never got more than an E or an F on his exams, routinely misspells his own name, can't remember our address and I just watched him spend 10 minutes looking for his lost hat which, by the way, was on his head. FML

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Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML

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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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Today, I thought I had a good talk about personal hygiene and infection risk with my 6-year-old. Later, he told his mom he won’t poop any more, because his butt will "fall off." FML

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Today, I was house-hunting online. I was becoming increasingly discouraged and began to look for mini-houses in absurd desperation. I noticed the Google sidebar advertising a cute mini house within my budget. Excited, I clicked on the ad - only to discover it was an ad for a child's playhouse. FML

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Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML

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