Sex, Awkward, Camping and Intimacy: This is awkward, guys - FML

This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

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Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Spicy

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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godmax1 3

Monday 20 June 2011 0:32

MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

Xcrazygirl21 8

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.

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ryan190187 2

Monday 20 June 2011 23:11

kick the shit out of him then drive her to the middle of nowhere n dump her there the ****

Herboski1315 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:07

Go dig a grave come up behind them knock them out and bury them alive. Seriously if you don't man up and at least confront them then ydi.

wuzup5771 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:10

Need a solution? THREEWAY!!!

Donzi_fml 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:16

what a pussswa!!! man the f*** up

W_2710 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:16

Obviously this should red ex-Girlfriend and Ex-Bestfriend Because they are both dumb. Take the car and go. If they get pissed? They Have no right besides. **** em if they cant take a joke.

Dark_Angel003 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:49

Don't call that jerk your best friend!!

Narc_fml 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:54

You just let it happen? Fail

Austin342 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:17

Grow a sac and beat his ass then leave your Bi***ass girlfriend and him in the woods without a way to get home! Be a man

zarkx_fml 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

**** his shit up why would you just listen kick his ass

main3v3nt83 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:35

kill them both a go to Mexico that is terrible!

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