Sex, Awkward, Camping and Intimacy: This is awkward, guys - FML

This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

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Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

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Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Spicy

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

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Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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godmax1 3

Monday 20 June 2011 0:32

MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

Xcrazygirl21 8

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.

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samantha2009 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:58

I'm sorry that's awful.

nissanvq35 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:27

sometimes resorting to violence is the answer, she's probably with him because he took control and didn't sit back and watch like a little b**ch. BE A MAN!

shit102 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:05

that girl is a *****!!!

americansweethea_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:36

what beautiful friends you have.

blondie1208 17

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:56

Looks like you need to find a new boyfriend and new bestfriend...

AsianNoobRawrs 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:03

what assholes

Duke0779 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:57

it could be a 3 sum

gatechfan1226 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:13

ok so where were you while this was being initiated? like were you sitting there in front of them when they got up and went to the tent alone? this just doesn't make sense.

mralman16 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:09

how do we know if it's a guy or girl

mcbobob 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:39

steal his car an write it off an tell him f**ked my girl so I f**ked your car so how this works dick

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