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ok so you went to your mom's birthday. However your boyfriend opened a gift in front of his mother-in-law...why are you dating a married man and why is his mother-in-law at your moms birthday ... YDI for being dumb
Are you serious?
He is pointing out how such a ridiculously worded fml made it to the site
Ahaha. Okay kids, come gather around and Mommy Sirin will tell you a story. The wife took the husband to her mother's birthday party. Her mother is indicated to be the husband's mother-in-law. Obviously, the husband has a grudge against his mother-in-law (who doesn't) and formulated a stupid insult. That is how it is obviously meant to be, except the daft OP either meant "future mother-in-law", or for some reason said "boyfriend" instead. Clear? Why don't we change it to what I guess the OP must have meant.
Damn it, I wish I could thumb up Mommy Sirin's last comment.
#12, I'm with you! For anyone thinking of thumbing down poor Holli611, the FML originally said "boyfriend" instead of "husband." I keep asking the folks at FML is they could make a editor's note if they substantially change a story once it's been published. For example, "'Boyfriend' changed to 'husband' at 10:35." C'mon!
I can't help but be a little suspicious; you don't often mix up "husband" and "boyfriend". And a boyfriend with a future mother-in-law is often a fiancé. There's not often a direct jump from boyfriend to husband...so even a recently married person is more likely to accidentally say "fiancé" than "boyfriend" when talking about a new husband. Of course, none of that has ANYTHING to do with the actual POINT of the FML...which is the fact that there's a lot of bad blood in OP's family, and she's stuck in the middle of it. And that really IS a FYL.
This has to be one of the most ******-up FML's ever published.
???Lost???
I don't get this joke
And this foot is for your ass. Haha OP didn't you realize your boyfriend has the social etiquette of a 7 year old?
I wonder if educators ever read FMLs like this and think, "I completely wasted my life..."?
In short, yes. Although really what I deplore is trying to teach students a foreign language when they are incapable of speaking/writing their first in a coherent manner.
Did she thank him with a nice gracious kick in the nuts?
You don't get the "-in-law" part of mother-in-law. Your mom is not your boyfriend's mother-in-law until you get married -- then you will be considered a family by law. See how that works? If you do marry this guy, I don't think you'll be seeing much of your mom. You seem to be stuck between a doucherock and a hard doucheplace.
Your boyfriend doesn't think before he acts, does he? I just wonder what your mom's face looked like... Like this? *rage face*
Ahhh the common family bad blood. Fistfights and drinking, cursing and ambulances. Sounds like an episode of Angry Beavers
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Get him a douche for his birthday, it'll suit him well.