TMI

By PatientInWaiting - 19/03/2012 10:37 - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?

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ClassyCommando 13

I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.

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rubberduckie94 13

I wish I could meet somebody that entertaining in a doctor's waiting room.

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Ashley91129 6

Shouldn't it be her who's writing the FML?

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anencephalic 14

At least there was no room for uncomfortable silence?

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goldfishgod 20

There are some things more uncomfortable than silence...

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canonite 7

hahaha, sounds like this lady was a wild one. None the less... don't talk to strangers. :P

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DocBastard 38

Ah, there is something about patients who want to look/smell good for their doctors. Nothing is worse than patients coming in smelling like a landfill and looking like they got beaten with an ugly stick.

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loserman67 35

True Doc, but the background on this broad makes me think she has genital warts on her genital warts...

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Well, there are those... then there are the ladies who show up for an 8 a.m. yoga session wearing an entire bottle's worth of perfume. They're long been oblivious/immune to the smell.

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

*They've - I get the distinct impression my phone is trolling me and cackling madly right now. ):

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micahsmommy 13

But you work trauma, right Doc? So how would I clean myself up if I'm coming to see you?

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Shelta957 13

23- as opposed to a beautiful stick??

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DocBastard 38

Micahsmommy - always wear clean underwear and socks before getting in the car. I do general surgery too, by the way.

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bubbywaldo 0

But waxed and oiled? What is she, furniture?

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loserman67 35

"Waxed and oiled"? I can see the waxed part (an image that is burned into my mind) but the oiled part has me stumped. Does she have a squeeky coochie? I picture this broad weighing a deuce maybe a deuce and one half. Fire engine red hair, bright red lipstick, too much mascara, nicotine stained fingers and teeth with combination cigarette/Budweiser breath. "Hey Doc, while you're down there can you harvest some crabs for me?" Sounds like a real winner.

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Posiedon57 0

"Does she have a squeaky coochie?" killed me. Props to you my friend. Keep being funny :3

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br0ccoli 14

Oil makes it shine like a car being shown on a Mecum auction showroom floor.

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loserman67 35

True Doc, but the background on this broad makes me think she has genital warts on her genital warts...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Is this the smiley game? I LOVE THAT GAME! Here's mine: 8¦[

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cjhons 16

Hey, at least the chick is seeing a therapist-there's some hope yet!

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