Intimacy, TMI and Miscellaneous: TMI - FML

TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Disapproving

By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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Top comments

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:08

this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.

zabeth_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:29

OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?

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penisface69 17

Friday 24 July 2009 7:01

i dont think the poster said fml cause of the fact that her biological mother has her nipples and vag pierced. this is an fml because its awkward that the husband told her this. its like Hi! Nice to meet you. Oh yeah, your mom has her ****** pierced.

tangerine_12 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:17

are you people serious? you people are saying that you would not be grossed out if your dad told you that your mom suddenly got her nipples and ****** pierced? you would seriously not be grossed out by that??

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 25 May 2011 2:33

yeah but it's not exactly FML more like TMI

xbox_playa 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:20

omfg your sick. i cant believe you actually want ur moms ****** and nipples pierced. psycho

zach055 23

Sunday 25 April 2010 20:31

did you even read the post?

MonikaK89 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 21:07

Your mom sounds classy.

TheGuyInsideU 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:21

thats hot

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 25 May 2011 2:28

um.........so? not really a big deal

pearsonM 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:46

lmao!! hahahaha I hope it's not like that when If I ever met my dad!

mimeshadow 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:07

And the problem is? I have my nipples pierced cuz guess what? They are mine not anyone elses. U shouldnt care who has done what with their body.

Steffi 26

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:38

I think it's more of an FML because her biological mothers husband told her.

fml_mu 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:38

LOL that's the culture in US. Have kids, leave get married to some1 else. Without even bothering abt what going to happen to the kids. xD

kitkatvan 5

Monday 24 March 2014 6:10

That's kinda the point of giving someone up for adoption, jackass. It's not only in America that adoption is happening, you ****

whatarethis 2

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:21

FYmomsL for being having to meet her snob daughter. Sounds like giving you up was a good decision.

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Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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