Money: Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me...

By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

By Graverobber - 23/11/2018 14:00

Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

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Health hazard

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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Nice try old man

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:40

Ditch him he cant take back the gas

muhaidib 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:43

Ahh, that's how hookers start

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onedayinamsterda 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:53

the question now is, "will u be turning up for the date?"

bballsoccerrocks 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:54

Free gas is free gas

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 6 December 2011 14:09

And free dinner!

kirsty777 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:54

Sounds like a keeper.

Wreckless_fml 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:56

Prostitute.

Wreckless_fml 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:58

Oh no! I double posted... Shame on me :(

The_Instigator 11

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:01

You gotta do what you gotta do. you know what I'm sayin'?

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:02

Hopefully, he'll pop his teeth in for your big date. In any case, I'm there's a lesson in using a siphon in store for you ;)

jwade11 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:08

Huh?

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:12

A siphon is another way to get free gas that involves sucking on a hose.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:32

Either way, suck on a nasty hose and get free gas.

zombicidal 11

Tuesday 6 December 2011 14:33

unless you buy a new hose for siphoning

whiterabbit420 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:57

49--- even with a new hose it's still nasty. Gas fumes and such.

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:10

Rescedule the date. Go get free gas. Rescedule the date. Go get free gas... Until he's mad :D

bballsoccerrocks 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:18

Free gas is free gas

bballsoccerrocks 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:21

Free gas is free gas

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Same thing different taste

Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

Health hazard

Nice try old man

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