By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
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Enslaved 36

65? You say? I guess he didn't plan his retirement very well.(:

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perdix 29

I beg to differ. He gets sex from younger women by stealing from his employer? I'd say, "Well played, sir!"

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Enslaved 36

Is that you over there begging?;) You do have a valid point! Lol

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perdix 29

With you Enslaved, I ain't too proud to beg. What you've got is more explosive than gasoline ;)

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GoodLookingGeese 10

It depends of which hole do you play into.

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jacquesromualdez 12

It won't. He's toothless remember?

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shift_love 13

**** yes! I wonder how many people picked up on the subtlety of that one.

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DocBastard 38

After the date, are you going to let him check under your hood and give you a lube job?

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brianod 0

are your patients retarded?! how did they get glow sticks and coke bottles stuck in their asses

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xiaoxaio 5

ew ..hes 65 idk if he'll even get it to stand up

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KiddNYC1O 20

62- That comment is hilarious with your pic.

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Bigboned38 0

If I was him I would give you your gas after the date, if you earned it that is!

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mrz1177 11

Might as well have sold your car for gas

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Emperorerror 8

More like F HIS life. He doesn't have a wife at 65.

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loserman67 35

So you think he'll pump it for you or will this date be self-serve. I bet you can't wait to have his gasoline scented fingers with all the black under his nails touching you. I'm sure he has wonderful breath too, so when you lean in for that all important first kiss and you get a whiff of his onion/garlic/cheese breath wafting from his rotted gums..... Ahhhhhhh romance. I bet you start walking a lot more in the future. Good luck getting a job, I hope you find one soon!

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