What a bad mom. She should be teaching her kid some manners! Don't worry about it.

I would have beat the shit out of them both. And then told them to go **** each other.

I hate foul-mouthed little kids and I hate parents who think the sun shines out of their kids' asses bad parent.

That kid will wind up getting pregnant at 16 overweight addicted to smokes and stuck in a dead end job at a fish and chip shop. So it's more like FHL haha I love the illustrated fml :) I love c&h

LOVE the illustration. Cyanide and Happiness ftw!

ROFL. I loveeee the illustration.

Love the illustration. Don't see what is so hard to believe about this story being true, but if you're fortunate enough to have never encountered any bratty ill-bred ofspring of mouth breathing jerks that's great for you. My nephew decided on christmas day in front of the whole family he wasn't getting enough attention and just randomly announced "Eat My Poo!" and "Drink My Wee!" He's three. He also told his gandmother "Go home bitch" while she was baby sitting him because he gets upset when his mother isn't there. He doesn't know how rude it is because his parents always talk like that and watch movies he shouldn't be watching on their lazy butts all day.

Cyanide and Happiness is probably the best medium for this FML. Also, the mom's JUST as much, if not more of a bitch, than the kid.

C&H + FML = win

lmao @ 9