Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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DFresh 6

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:10

Wow, children these days are soo disrespectful, and its partly due to horrible parenting like this.

Eugenius 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:11

C&H and FML have teamed up???? It's like a dream come true!

bartmasta 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

C&H is the worst comic ever electricretard is the best comic ever

twilax101 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:17

#9, will you marry me?

spartathechicken 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:51

omg my 2 favorite websites in the world together? cyanide and happiness with fml??!??!?! its MIRACLE!!!!!

falaffle 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:58

the perfect time to assault somebody while their child watches. everybody learns a lesson! 1. you get arrested 2. the mother learns her lesson 3. the child learns to keep her mouth shut.

belladonnafleur 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:05

I'm with #51- not her fault, the parents are the ones to blame.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:18

oh my gosh! i LOVE C&H this so awesome.

MaaiQue 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:22

lol, i hate kids.. more and more everyday

alex_vik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:35

I'm glad to see that FML took the suggestion of getting the Cyanide and Happiness guys to draw one. Awesome illustration.

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