By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Ib83 0

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

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jaxx11 0

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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alex_vik 0

Ah, well good choice of illustrators then.

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AK 2

Cyanide and Happiness? Wow, FML is doing great! Love the one this week; awesome choice of an FML.

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prophet19 0

I LOVE YOU C&H! The other illustrator sucks...

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justjayit 0

Although the art isn't as good as the first illustrated FML, (well it IS Cyanide and Happiness) this comic is definitely much better!

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beetlebaileigh07 0

I work at a hospital and one of the patients we had not too long ago was a little 6 year old. I told her that I needed to get her vital signs. She asked what time it was and I told her that it was 3:00am. She pulled the covers up around her neck. When I tried to pull them down she responsed by telling me to go f*** myself. I was like now you shouldnt say that. Her mother and father both jump up off the cot that they were sleeping on naked, I was bothering them while they were having sex with their daughter right next to them. They yelled get the f*** out now. I wasnt alond to go back into her room while she was a patient because her parents flied a complaint against me.

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Succubus_Maid 0

Little brat. If I swear in the house I get slapped and I'm nearly out of highschool

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lolwhat_fml 0

is this real ? C:

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