By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
I agree, your life sucks 636
You deserved it 80

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I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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skiz_fml 0

Wmsys32pr9 (#251) I can't beleive matt actually did an illustration of your fml. LUCKY

...isn't it funny how offering a balloon could almost look like you're trying to "pick up" that child? Did ya think that PERHAPS you should "**** off" and not try to "pick up" little girls? and perhaps just stay away is best... its not your job to give out balloons is it? Nice drawing btw :D

PYLrulz 17

#253: Call it the artist taking liberties with the FML. Note that no mention of balloons are ever mentioned in the FML ;)

I hate kids. In general, they have to be the worse generation yet. They have cell phones, myspaces, and all theses other things I didn't get until I was 13. And another thing, they don't even DRESS like kids anymore. I had to do a carnival for my volunteer group, and I saw kids there who were wearing some of the same stuff I wear, and I'm 15. They have horrible mouths, somethings I could never, and didn't, say when I was younger, and I rarely say now. Never in front of my mom. Displine, and privilges is the way to go. Make them earn it. But what do I know? I'm a teenager.

wow. i hate little pansy ass brats and their " i like to have an affair with every guy i meet" mothers.

C&H IS THE GREATEST they should have more

PRiNCESS_x 0

to #260: stfu. kay, thanks. bye.