Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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Eladar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:21

explosm comics FTW

Kp_10 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:22

#26. agreed. #9. funny. (: i like thee picture!

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:35

boston FTW (not that that has anything to do with the actual FML but i'm from boston and people earlier on were talking about boston in the comments) also, 9 is pure genius OP: haha. that is pretty ******.

Funtertaining11 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:13

You know how some kids act like their parents? Well, this is an example of kids and parents being similar in a bad way. I know that would piss me off if is this ever happened to me. I'd have a few words to say to the both of 'em.

j3ssissayinn 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:06

I would have slapped that kid upside the head.

RagingClue 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:08

C&H has never and will never be funny in any way. Also, I have a raging clue.

sewerdweler2494 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:15

#9!!! you rule! bahahah and ur pretty funny too

skillz3333 4

Monday 27 April 2009 2:27

How is your life ****** from this? Did this alter your life forever? nah

ericanguyen 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:50

eugh, i hate little kids that swear and how their parents don't care.

Taneer 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:01

I hate human beings. Period.

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