By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
I agree, your life sucks 636
You deserved it 80
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Ib83 0

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

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jaxx11 0

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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mrmango 0

Sigh. Only you can prevent dumbfucks.

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applesaucers 0

Oh, yes. The joys of parenting.

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Jemm_fml 29

lolz you people arguing about comebacks are weird. #9: epic win. OP... FYL indeed, what kind of little gremlin kid is that lady raising? 52: ... you're still a kid... o ___0 and whining is making you look worse. roflmao.

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lupinloben 0

@ #9- Just wanted to spoil the parade and point one thing out to everybody- Starting in the early 1900's many states passed laws regarding that concept... and over the next half a century a couple thousand people were rounded up (this is just in the US, too) and surgically sterilized involuntarily. The most astonishing part about this is that even if low IQ was based on a single recessive allele, AND you could somehow find a way to prevent everybody of low mental faculty from reproducing, it would take over 8,000 years for the frequency of that gene to drop to 1 in 100,000 people. This is a good visual parallel for what you wrote: http://poleblog.polemos.net/uploaded_images/moron-796261.jpg Don't be ignorant.

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mcsnelly 5

People on here need to please stop blaming the kid...if she really was as young as seven, it is not her fault for acting that way, it is the parents' fault for RAISING her to act that way. And a lot of peoples' comebacks on here are meant to excessively embarrass and degrade the girl, when your comebacks should only be directed at the mother when the child is that young. The only thing that should be said to the kid is that it is wrong to act that way.

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b5200 0

Reminds me of a time when some bitch at wildwood NJ(hell) was swearing at my dad. Her exact words were "How ******* dare you talk like that to me with my kid in the car" The kid was probably 1, I was 10. my dad didn't even swear, he just told her that if the driver in front of her pulled into the intersection the entire thing would be stopped because there was no room on the road he was trying to go to(he told her because she was pounding on the horn like she was on fire). Lesson: Never go to Wildwood New Jersey.

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wolfgirl_fml 0

# 37, I know where you're coming from. My neighbor has 7 kids like that. Whenever they're outside they are yelling and screaming. Combined I think their whole family is less intelligent then my inbreed dog.

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