Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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KeithHarris 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:58

#9 is freakin hilarious

madworld_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:45

maybe they thought u were good looking... therefore they wanted you to **** yourself to arouse themselves... in which case the little girl and the mom have the same taste in guys... weird.

24788 6

Monday 4 May 2009 8:00

Horrible people do that.

hansen_Chris 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:29

The only bad thing now a days, is if you try to instill punishment on your own child, most anybody would call CPS because a spanking has now become abuse, and a pop on the mouth is a punch to the face. I'm not saying beat your kid to death, but I know while growing up, I was deathly afraid of a spanking. Kids now just run over their parents without a care.

dianeface 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:28

Lmao @ #7. & I hate how little kids are cussing these days. I'm 19 and if I cuss at my mom I'll get slapped!! But yet theres 3 year olds running around yelling **** and calling their moms BITCH. ugh..

mangobamf 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:39

dude, don't take that shit, tell her to grow up and learn to raise a kid hey?

zari17 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:39

That woman should be sterilized.... no more carbon copies of that bitch should walk the earth.

rAdi0k0n 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:28

cyanide and happiness :D good one Matt.

nilou_fayaz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:20

This clashes well with a story I read about a 19-year-old guy who got soap in the mouth because he said 'hell' infront of his parents :p

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:12

This sounds bad, but they seriously need to be removed from the gene pool. Permanently.

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