Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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Aw_Geez 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 6:09

Ah, kids. One time I overheard this little 15 year old brat at Target cursing at his mom for something. Then I heard him say, "You know how much I make at my job?? I make SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS A MONTH! *AFTER* TAXES!" Oh yeah, I roffled. And then I cried on the inside because kids are this stupid.

JustPuked 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:47

Good lord, Boston sucks.

hilariouschic 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:22

**** ur lyf

6MadMon9 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 6:39

ah

JRTS 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:35

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purplemagnet 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:58

As for #9s comment that would have been hella funny but hella messed up

I_suck_you_suck 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:44

**** hella

xDarknessInZero 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:26

LOL that's hilarious! Our generation is doomed.

livinglife 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:18

thats ****** up i would have been like "you can kiss my lily white ass u bitches" an walk away i have two brothers and one of them is a little ******** and the others a man *****, see now thats ****** up!!!!

prettiep 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:42

omg i agree with #1

punkgal420 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:29

lol omg that is so ****** funny i would laugh my ass if i saw that happen or if it happend to me

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