Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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lemony_music_grl 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:31

when i was seven, if i said the word crap i got about 1/3 of tabasco hot sauce poured down my throat.

typecastED 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:04

LOL. That mom have serious issues.

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:36

#48, you ninja'ed that from #9. hehe. obviously the kid is going to grow up to be a stupid hermit, or no future, or a ****. the mother deserved to be shot for raising our future society like that.

ranty_nerd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:06

YDI what you did was none of your beeswax anyway.

kurtcobainlover 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:45

holy ****.. there is ALOT of comments.. man.. I'd hate to be the guy getting notified for all of em'

twistedluver101 2

Monday 25 May 2009 5:08

haha. kids. aren't they the cutest little things?!

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:38

#9=Awesomely brilliant! perfect!

Verbex 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:03

Again, #9 = what # 362 said. And #360 (XBOX 360, he he he...), it's not as bad as you may think :P

Wheat 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:26

The problem with kids today is that their parents weren't raised properly, and now there are laws that make it difficult for people who aren't in the family to set the kids straight. F everyone's L.

Kyothine 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:16

Ugh, I hate Matt. He's so horrible at life.

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