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By dumb tourists - 31/03/2013 06:19 - China - Beijing

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
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You deserved it 2 950

Same thing different taste

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Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.

"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen

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jogihoppa8343 23

what i believe you deserve that for helping out such a dumbass of today's world who prefers to travel some other unknown places without carrying a smart phone or some GPS device..

iammeorami 25

I don't and I still find my way around. you got a problem ?

You have a map in your brain. Use it.

I can't imagine how expensive it would be to use your phone to navigate around a different country. Hello roaming charges! Maybe not the wisest thing to do.

Surprisingly, the dumb blondes are usually the girls who dye their hair an obviously fake colour of blonde.

The slapping part seems like a major overreaction o-o

On behalf of America, I apologize for our dumbass population.

Yeah, because America is the only country in the world with blonde people...

People seem to be to concerned about the fact OP pointed out the tourist was blonde & how offended they are. The blondes need to stop paying attention to those stupid overused jokes & realize they're making them more real by responding to them & reminding everyone those jokes exist. Even really smart blondes makes asses of themselves making the same arguments. Come on, don't remind me one more time about how hung up you are on overused jokes, please let them die down, people aren't always pointing out blondes to make fun, pointing out someone's naturally blonde paints a better picture than "I saw this white girl in line carrying a cute Louis Vuitton. She looks like she's not from here." Just saying, be confident that you're smart & stop thinking everyone thinks blondes are dump, people try to hate by using stupid stereotypes & it doesn't make them true by saying them. ~ Sorry for the long rant. ~

Did you REALLY have to say that she was blonde?

I am jealous, I want to go back to china!

The problem I'm seeing with the comments is people are jumping to conclusions on what this woman is. There are many English speaking countries with blondes. she could have been Canadian, European, or American, but ignorance doesn't mean She was from the States. Also, providing that she was blonde was unneeded. I understand you were trying to say that she was obviously foreign to you, but simply putting tourist would suffice.

Ins0mau 20

I saw only one comment assuming that she was from the U.S...