By Champion the wonder horse - 28/07/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
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RebornProblem 0

Maybe you should take a shower more often.

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saIty 17

Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.

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cynide 13

deodorant always helps, along with mint gum

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lilmisslovely13 15

Or brushing your teeth instead of just using gum...

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HannahLouise96 13

And actually taking a shower instead of just masking the stink with deodorant...

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Are you a guy or girl? either way, that's gross - about you, I mean. as a few others suggested, thank them! Febreeze does smell quite lovely (:

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Sorry, did. spell that wrong? Febreze? D: My bad

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DeathMaple 3

When you don't shower other people take matters into their own hands. Bwuahaha.

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mdizzl 6

that's just gross. how can you not shower for that long and live with yourself? ugh

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InYourAtmosphere 0

Man I thought we got rid of that Trojan horse..

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that_is_Nathy 9

I can't understand how anyone could vote "ydi" on that. No matter if these guys are right or not - this is extremly offensive and mean. No one deserves to be treated like that. FYL, OP (but really, if there is a chance you do smell and they were not only trying to make you cry, then do something about it. Sometimes it's a desease. If that's probably a reason go see a doctor. If not then take a shower every day)

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sara_saturday 5

perhaps that is offensive or mean to a teenage girl, but that is how guys treat each other. and how offensive is this guys smell? if he isn't taking care of his hygiene then he totally deserves it

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sematariux 7

I agree it's not offensive to anyone but you lol

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wordnerd42 0

23, you get a thumbs up from me. It's not necessarily their fault; I've been inside friends' houses where the smell is nearly unbearable but the users cannot do anything about it and cannot afford to move. Whatever the reason, it makes the victim very self-conscious, and these kind of attacks hit hard. Thumbs up for considering that, and an FYL to the OP.

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TJD28 3

no my friend dmells like all the time and we just tell him to take a shower. for his bitlrthday i legit gave him axe sprays, sticks, bodywash, and shampoo lol and thats why he doesnt smell like shit anymore... most of the time...

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randomlettrrs 8

its almost as disgusting as a girl with a mustache

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ohrlynao 0

What an insightful, original comment! Thanks for enlightening us :)

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HannahLouise96 13

The one question I'd ask is how do they know what a hollowed out horse carcass smells like?

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