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Sounds like a stuck-up bitch who is full of herself. Hopefully you were cleared of all charges.
Her paranoia could be rooted in past trauma, being falsely accused is never a good feeling by any means, but there may be a little more to her than being a "stuck up bitch."
What a sick minded
Me: nothing Her: I have a boyfriend. We're engaged.
thats college girls for ya
She has delusions of grandeur.
I have a similar story, actually. A guy on Facebook was harassing one of my friends on a post, so to keep the drama out of it I messaged him privately and asked him to back off. He immediately flipped out and called me a "stalker freak" for messaging him. On Facebook. Where you can send almost anyone a message, regardless of if you're on their list or not, so long as they haven't blocked you. And for sending ONE message, politely saying "please stop giving my friend a hard time." Some people have a seriously warped idea of what stalking is. It's both hilarious and kind of sad, and I sincerely hope none of these people ever actually have to see what real stalking is like.
Bitch, I was walking to the store. My whole day does NOT revolve around you. The mother ******* store just happens to be past your house.
Don't worry about it, Stalker.
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Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either
Tell her not to flatter yourself.